Friday, November 27, 2009

For Myncs...


(Just behind the site where I work)

Thursday, November 26, 2009

TAG, You're it!



Shit scan I know, but I had to scan it quickly at work, and I forgot to change the settings. I can't be bothered walking over to that side of the office...

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Haiku Tuesday (On a Wednesday)

Hanging out all day
Avoiding the heat indoors
Fucking awesome boobs

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

And I thought I was racist...

"I mean, It's made of glass. What's stopping some Leb coming up and giving it a good smash with his spanner?"
- Senior Construction Manager
(The Boss. Said in a meeting)



"OK, I'm off like a Jew's foreskin"
- Yelled out to the office by a co-worker
(In fairness, he is a bit of a knob)

Haiku Tuesday

Too many late nights
Battling to keep eyes open
Fuck the working week

Monday, November 16, 2009

The week in review with a pic or two...











These are the coolest guys EVER.










Didn't move for like 2 hours.


hai.


If you wanted a picture of what I do, this is kinda it. In theory.


This aviary had an "Island of Dr Moreau"/"Jurassic Park" kind of feel to it. Very industrial. Very cool.


Statler and Waldorf


Our guide.


Ok. This guy was so fucking filthy. FILTHY. We saw him roughly 1,350 times during the day. No shoes. Two pairs of stained pants on (it was around 34deg that day). Philip Seymour Hoffman lookalike.




I love these guys.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here he is waiting outside the toilets.


WHO GOES TO THE ZOO WITH NO SHOES!?!?!?!?!?!?!

shitty phone pic, but delicious nonetheless.






awesome. anyone know whose work this is?


For Shu...


This is apparently a HISTORIC LANDMARK.

It's a shed.

Cliff's notes.










Where nightmares begin...


Love the effort in the logo.








What's that?


A little closer...


A salami sandwich.

Thanks for clarifying that sandwich thing for me.




(Arlene TextaQueen @ Gallerysmith)



Thursday, November 12, 2009

Mayer Hawthorne - Paper Planes

Click the link, the buggers won't let you embed.


CLICK ME

FOBs

"i was walking through the Melbourne Central alley way off Swanston and walked past the Japanese crepe place and some curry was talking to another lady in her language and they were looking at the display and i heard "blah blah dosai blah"

i think she was calling the crepe a dosai! "

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

FRIGHTENING STRIKES!

Yeah, so this is a late post, sue me.

This was a pretty EPIC night of roller derby. Lots of people in costumes, and the place was packed.



Start of the night. Crowd was thin. Derby girls warming up.




Some guy came dressed as a ginger.


Another came dressed as Charlie Pickering. It was a pretty lame costume if you ask me.


The bout was between the "Dead Ringer Rosies"...






and my favourite, the "Reservoir Dolls".




Have we met?


Hello Kitty... ;)














The Derby Machine...


Scores were close the whole night... HOW EXCITING!




At some point they had to turn people away, because the venue had reached capacity. I wasn't surprised. There were TONNES of tidy ladies around this time round too.


It was a heated battle... Calamity Maim went down...
































FINAL BOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I know I sound like a broken record, but KD is such an AWESOME SKATER! seriously. she makes that team.



I know it's a rushed post, but I need to start work at 7:30am tomorrow, and I wanted to get it up before the NEXT BOUT THIS WEEKEND.



I probably won't be able to make this one. So apologies to my 2 subscribers on the youtubes.

The week in review with a pic or two...









I thought these were just a WA thing...








What does your soap look like in your office???




Things that make you go BOOM.


Built before WW2, and still going strong...












absolutely packed.